Great Quotes: Dexter

Masuka: Agent Lundy. So I hear a rumor that you’re tracking all our Internet activity. So is it true? Because I can explain all that shemale stuff.

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Judge Judy Makes More Than Your Favorite Sports Stars

Carl Pavano. Jerome James. Ryan Leaf. Akili Smith. Bobby Bonilla. Nobody has made more sitting on their ass than Judith Sheindlin. Judge Judy raked in a cool $25 million last year. A few years ago, she inked a 4-year, $100 million dollar deal to berate people on television. Like she always says, “Don’t pee on my leg and tell me that it’s raining.”

Some how you think this bit of information would make me hate “Pay-Rod” a little less. It doesn’t. That guy is cancer’s cancer.

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DirecTV Sucks

After spending a good half hour with the sales agent, the best deal they could offer me for an HD upgrade was nothing. Yup. Nothing. They essentially told me to bite the bullet and pay the equipment and service charges if I wanted the HD upgrade. This isn’t the best course of action to retain a loyal customer who has been with you for almost five years. I guess they’re just pushing me to James Earl Jones’ FiOS or James “worst owner ever” Dolan’s baby.

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Great Quotes: Friday Night Lights

Lyla Garritty: I’m leaving Tim.

Tim Riggins: What do mean you’re leaving?

Lyla : I’m just.. I’m going.

Tim: Why?

Lyla: Because you guys just think this is a big joke.

Tim: I don’t think it’s a big joke.

Lyla: Really? All you’ve done is go to whore houses and karaoke bars.

Tim: Yeah? What else do you do in Mexico?

The boys at bobbysketch should test if this is true in the future. Purely for research of course.

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David Wright On The Daily Show

David Wright of the NY Mets was on the Halloween edition of the Daily Show w/ Jon Stewart discussing “The Collapse” and Arod. Great line from Jon “He (Arod) seems like bad medicine. He seems like a very good player. But when he gets on the team, its like he weakens the team. He’s like the Dick Cheney of baseball.”

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