Lost Recap: Through The Looking Glass

Before I begin this recap, I have to get some orgasmic raving out of the way. This is what a season finale should be. Lost lived up to all of my expectations. In fact, it exceeded all of my expectations. This episode was gripping, full of answers and completely shocking. This might have been the greatest two hours in television history. The writers of Lost did the unthinkable. You will not believe what happens. I still can’t believe it. Read on, my dears.

The episode starts off with a Jack flashback. He’s in a plane, he’s bearded (looks a little like Jacob) and drunk. There’s some turbulence, he asks for another drink and the Air Hostess refuses to give him one. It’s a flight to Los Angeles. He sees a newspaper and something catches his attention. We cut to him driving an old SUV in Los Angeles. He gets to a bridge and looks at the paper he clipped on the plane. It must have been an obituary. Was it his father? Jack is suicidal. He stops his SUV, gets out and climbs onto the ledge. He’s about to jump off when an accident happens behind him.

In the first five minutes of the show, Lost has already trumped the Heroes finale. Anyway, back at the beach, the Losties are starting their parade. Sayid, Jin and Bernard are staying behind to be the marksmen who blow up the tents when the Others come to take the ladies away. It’s quite emotional when Jin and Sun break away from each other. The same with Rose and Bernard. Sayid makes sure he’s clear with Jack as to what the plan is. It’s time.

Meanwhile, Charlie is getting his ass kicked by the chicks in the Looking Glass. We learn that they are also Ben’s puppets and that no one else knew about them. Not even Ben’s people. Read the rest of this entry »

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How Heroes Should Have Ended

Since the finale sucked so bad, I am going to come up with my own ending. I encourage you to do the same.

-Make the finale 2 hours long
-Show us that Peter met Nikki a long time ago and Peter absorbed her powers. As a result, Sylar was actually Peter’s alter-ego (a la Jessica)
-See Fight Club for how alter ego’s fight each other
-See Matrix Reloaded (or any of the Matrix films) for how heroes with superpowers fight each other

Peter and Sylar face off, Sylar is kicking his ass, but as the other Heroes gather around, Peter is gaining more power from them. The other Heroes join in on the fight against Sylar, but he’s too strong. Peter is also turning more nuclear as the fight ensues. It gets to the point where all of the other Heroes are injured and left scattered about (some dead) but Peter and Sylar are still going at it (using mental powers, time travel, invsibility, increased speed, sight and hearing abilities, you name it). Finally, Peter does a Neo and flies into Sylar’s body (this makes sense because Sylar is really Peter’s alter ego, right?), runs through his veins, flies into outer space, travels back in time and explodes - emerging from the explosion stronger than ever. This is where the continuity between season one and season two comes into play. The eclipse shown in 1671 is actually Peter causing Sylar to explode in outer space.

New York City is saved. The world is saved. Some Heroes die, but everyone ends up happy. Meanwhile, Nathan gets setup as next season’s villian. How, you might ask? Well, he’s already setup as a politician who was going to do the wrong thing. Just show him at the end shaking his head and uttering words to the tune of “You will pay for this, Peter Parker Petrelli.”

The End.

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Survivor Fiji Recap

Last night’s season finale had it’s big controversial moment as the commercials have advertised all week. If you’ve been watching the show, you’ll probably know what will happen. Don’t you just hate it when they do that? Anyway, Survivor Fiji will forever be remembered for this moment.
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