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Masuka: Agent Lundy. So I hear a rumor that you’re tracking all our Internet activity. So is it true? Because I can explain all that shemale stuff.

Lyla Garritty: I’m leaving Tim.

Tim Riggins: What do mean you’re leaving?

Lyla : I’m just.. I’m going.

Tim: Why?

Lyla: Because you guys just think this is a big joke.

Tim: I don’t think it’s a big joke.

Lyla: Really? All you’ve done is go to whore houses and karaoke bars.

Tim: Yeah? What else do you do in Mexico?

The boys at bobbysketch should test if this is true in the future. Purely for research of course.

David Wright of the NY Mets was on the Halloween edition of the Daily Show w/ Jon Stewart discussing “The Collapse” and Arod. Great line from Jon “He (Arod) seems like bad medicine. He seems like a very good player. But when he gets on the team, its like he weakens the team. He’s like the Dick Cheney of baseball.”

From the 10/29 episode of Weeds

Doug: He promised me golf. He promised me power. Then he bent me over and he fucked me up the ass like an innocent alter boy alone in the vestry after services. Lured by promises of juice and cookies.

Andy:  Some vivid imagery there Doug.

Doug: With his stupid hair. What grown man has blond hair?

Andy: Alright, time to go. Come with me. We’ll go get Dean, sell some wacky…

Doug: No! It’s time for Doug to rise from the ashes. I must reclaim what is rightfully mine Andy. And I must fuck his shit up. As God as my witness, I will get him.

Andy: Well, I see that you’re in the disturbing throws of revenge scheming and you’re not letting go. So I’m going to leave you to it. Catch you later man.

Peter Gammons of ESPN seemed pretty irked about the timing of ARod’s announcement.