Great Quotes: Weeds

October 31, 2007 – 12:17 am by scoobs

From the 10/29 episode of Weeds

Doug: He promised me golf. He promised me power. Then he bent me over and he fucked me up the ass like an innocent alter boy alone in the vestry after services. Lured by promises of juice and cookies.

Andy:  Some vivid imagery there Doug.

Doug: With his stupid hair. What grown man has blond hair?

Andy: Alright, time to go. Come with me. We’ll go get Dean, sell some wacky…

Doug: No! It’s time for Doug to rise from the ashes. I must reclaim what is rightfully mine Andy. And I must fuck his shit up. As God as my witness, I will get him.

Andy: Well, I see that you’re in the disturbing throws of revenge scheming and you’re not letting go. So I’m going to leave you to it. Catch you later man.

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