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Word on the street is “Little Ronaldo” might be packing his bags and heading to England to play ball. (continue reading…)

UPDATE: Here’s the video.

Oklahome State’s head football coach rules. One of his players got dissed by the local newspaper, and he didn’t care if the facts were true or not. He unleashed on the reporter. Who, coincidentally happens to be a woman who probably never played any kind of competitive sport other than probably something gay like jazz dance or something. Anyway, you can see the rant on YouTube.com if you just search for Mike Gundy – that’s the man’s name. The reporter’s name need not be mentioned because she dared to corrupt the realm of manness with her estrogenous treachery. Screw her. Fat cow. That’s probably why she wrote the story – jealousy. That and the jocks probably made fun of her – they probably called her fat. A fat lying whore – that’s what she is.

Ok, so the Muslim holy month of Ramadhan is about half over. Fasting is tough. Especially when you enjoy watching shows about food. I was watching food network earlier and there was this show on – Everyday Italian. The show’s host is named Giada Di Laurentiis. I just wanted to say – she’s hot. I think I just sinned. Damn. I have no self control. That’s why my hands are so badly calloused and my glasses keep getting thicker. Damn.

Unfortunately, the video didn’t capture the part in which Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said, “Tehran has the baddest bowling alleys and clubs that rival Las Vegas.” He also said Unicorns exist and they’re located in Brazil. In Rio.

Ahhhh, Rio.

If you haven’t heard the story, Milton Bradley of the San Diego Padres tears his ACL after jawing with the first base umpire and is taken down by his own manager. Now, the Padres are in the hunt for the wild card and Milton just goes off and gets himself injured for the rest of the season. To compound the Padres problems, a couple innings prior, Mike Cameron attepts a diving catch and Milton comes along and steps on Mike’s hand. Mike’s out for the rest of the regular season. Here’s the video of hothead Milton going after the ump and being wrestled down by manager Bud Black.