It’s All Dane Cook’s Fault
by malik on Sep.29, 2007, under sports
One can rationalize the recent poor play of the Mets by a defeatist attitude and questionable management. But fuck that, I blame Dane Cook. About two weeks ago, we had a seven game lead and Fox (and then other stations) started to air the above jinx. It didn’t affect us only, it took down the Brewers too. They were doing well and all of a sudden this gem below starts making the rotation:
Coincidence? I think not. Dane Cook just likes fuckin’ shit up. I can’t even look at Alba anymore knowing his spit has touch her. Anyone notice he’s taking over Freddie Prinze Jr. career? Fuckity Fuck Fuck Shit. Sorry kids for the language, but that’s some Grade A bullshit of late.
