Clay Buchholz likes laptops and no-hitters
by malik on Sep.02, 2007, under sports

Clay Buchholz threw a no-hitter in only his second major league start. This was the second most exciting night in his life. The first being the night he spent in prison after stealing laptops from a middle school. Let’s hope he has a better career than Wilson Alvarez. Coincidentally, Alvarez also threw it against the Orioles. And speaking about the Orioles, man are they having a tough month. Lost by 27 in one game against the Rangers, swept by Minnesota and Tampa Bay, and then a no-hitter by a rookie. Even Larry Craig had a better month.