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Mother Simpson has probably one of the best endings in Simpsons history. This heartfelt episode is one of the most touching ever. Plot Summary: When he goes to the records office to verify that he is alive after he fakes his death, Homer discovers that his mom is still alive and she shows up in Springfield, but unknown to the family, she is on the run from the FBI.

Notable Quotes:

Carl:Oh no! He’s going over the falls!
Lenny: Oh good. He snagged that tree branch.
Carl: Oh no! The branch broke off!
Lenny: Oh good. He can grab onto them pointy rocks.
Carl: Oh no! Them rocks broke his arms and legs.
Lenny: Oh good. Those helpful beavers are swimming out to save him.
Carl: Oh no! They’re biting him, and stealing his pants.
[Homer rushes toward a dam with a giant turbine]
Smithers: Good Lord…he’ll be sucked into the turbine!
[Homer swirls around then gets sucked in]
[the workers gasp, then bow their heads]
Burns: [rolling down window] Smithers, who was that corpse?
Smithers: Homer Simpson, Sir. [sniffs] One of the finest, bravest men
ever to grace sector 7G. [sobs]
[in a normal voice] I’ll cross him off the list.
[at the top of the falls, Bart and Homer chuckle]
Bart: That dummy worked like a charm, Dad.
Homer: Best 600 bucks I ever spent. Come on, boy: we’ve earned this
Saturday, now let’s make the most of it!
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Lovejoy: Marge, we can’t tell you how sorry we are.
Ned: You have our deepest condol-diddely-olences.
[stammering] I’m sorry, I’m just nervous: I didn’t mean any
disrespect.
Marge: What are you talking about?
Ned: You know…Homer’s passing.
[Marge looks blankly]
Away.
[Marge looks blankly]
Into death.
Marge: What?! [looks at paper] That’s ridiculous! Homer’s not dead.
He’s right out back in the hammock.
[they all go out back; the hammock is now empty]
Ned: Oh, Marge, of course Homer’s alive: he’s alive in all our
hearts.
Maude: Yes, Marge — I can see him.
Lisa: [skipping by] Hi everybody!
Lovejoy: Marge, I’m going to give you the card of our juvenile
counselor.

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Wiggum: Put out an APB on a Uosdwis R. Dewoh. Uh, better start
with Greektown.
Friday: That’s “Homer J. Simpson”, Chief. You’re reading it upside
down.
Wiggum: Uh, cancel that APB. But, uh, bring back some of them, uh,
giros.
Friday: Uh, Chief? You’re talking into your wallet.

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