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Here’s a belated Shack update. I had my 2nd Shackburger of the week last night. The weather is getting warmer and so opportunity is knocking almost every day. I had to pass on the Shack on Weds evening, and I’m glad I did. Yesterday was, however, the best shackburger I have had this year. It was cooked well and tasted good. I jsut wish the quality would remain consistent. Oh well.

Before I begin this recap, I have to get some orgasmic raving out of the way. This is what a season finale should be. Lost lived up to all of my expectations. In fact, it exceeded all of my expectations. This episode was gripping, full of answers and completely shocking. This might have been the greatest two hours in television history. The writers of Lost did the unthinkable. You will not believe what happens. I still can’t believe it. Read on, my dears.

The episode starts off with a Jack flashback. He’s in a plane, he’s bearded (looks a little like Jacob) and drunk. There’s some turbulence, he asks for another drink and the Air Hostess refuses to give him one. It’s a flight to Los Angeles. He sees a newspaper and something catches his attention. We cut to him driving an old SUV in Los Angeles. He gets to a bridge and looks at the paper he clipped on the plane. It must have been an obituary. Was it his father? Jack is suicidal. He stops his SUV, gets out and climbs onto the ledge. He’s about to jump off when an accident happens behind him.

In the first five minutes of the show, Lost has already trumped the Heroes finale. Anyway, back at the beach, the Losties are starting their parade. Sayid, Jin and Bernard are staying behind to be the marksmen who blow up the tents when the Others come to take the ladies away. It’s quite emotional when Jin and Sun break away from each other. The same with Rose and Bernard. Sayid makes sure he’s clear with Jack as to what the plan is. It’s time.

Meanwhile, Charlie is getting his ass kicked by the chicks in the Looking Glass. We learn that they are also Ben’s puppets and that no one else knew about them. Not even Ben’s people. (continue reading…)

This was the next segment on The View after the bitchfight between Elisabeth and Rosie on 5/23/07. Seems Elisabeth’s not getting any love from Alicia. Also check out the fight between R and E here. It made for some entertaining television. E actually uses a football metaphor for the war in Iraq.

UPDATE: I was wrong. Oh well. Best. Show. Ever. Period.

I know it.

Originally, I was going to make a post about a senior citizen possibly house shopping in the Portland, Oregon area, but that wasn’t funny at all. Instead, above is a funny clip of Aziz doing a youtube bit on the spot at one of his standups. Also check out his bit with Rob Huebel, about googling themselves.