The Ladies Love Mr. Met
by malik on May.30, 2007, under sports, whatever

While the tabloids in New York are obsessed with a certain cleanup hitter and his rendezvous in Canada, Mr. Met is hitting the town barely noticed. While ESPN has been on Kobe-talks-too-much watch, Mr. Met is making birthday wishes come true. If you’re at a party and Mr. Met isn’t there, then that party sucks.